God Save the Queen.
My white dress is approximately 7million times better than your red trousers
I don’t care if you don’t like my white dress. Johnny likes it. I’LL LET YOU TOUCH MY DRESS JONNY!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the largest white dress collection of them all?
Celeb spotting with Mick Hucknall
Exit to the floaty white dress shop
‘Fuck off Iona, I’m busy working’ (in my floaty white dress)
WHY DIDN’T I WEAR A WHITE DRESS?! I look like a fucking prick. Hello old friends
‘Fucking hell Charlo. You’re wearing a white dress. THAT’S MY THING. Now I have to wear green. *vomits*’