Look At My Floaty White Dress

Emmy's attempt to conquer the world one white dress at a time
Trying (and failing) to divert attention from the fact that I am wearing a white dress with a comedy pair of breasts

Trying (and failing) to divert attention from the fact that I am wearing a white dress with a comedy pair of breasts

What do you mean I have something on my upper lip? YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT MY FLOATY WHITE DRESS!

What do you mean I have something on my upper lip? YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT MY FLOATY WHITE DRESS!

Look at me, I’m a fucking GANGSTA in a white dress

Look at me, I’m a fucking GANGSTA in a white dress

The ‘not technically a white dress’ sporting white dress

The ‘not technically a white dress’ sporting white dress

The white dress says business, but the face says PARTY

The white dress says business, but the face says PARTY

Pole dancing white dress (SLUT)

Pole dancing white dress (SLUT)

WHITE DRESS LAD

WHITE DRESS LAD

Festival white dress

Festival white dress

Advent calender. I’m dreaming of a white dressmas

Advent calender. I’m dreaming of a white dressmas

White dress with Jack Russell accessory 

White dress with Jack Russell accessory